With most fruitcakes, we could have the Air Force dump them on ISIS and they'd surrender immediately. Yet more are gifted, then re-gifted every Christmas. No one ever seems to want them. To that, enter my fruitcakes. They mow them down and beg for more. Today I'm making another batch as the original supply has run out and people want more for New Years. Why is that? My fruitcakes are delicious and everyone else's suck. What's my secret? I ain't telling.