Why do I have kittens?
When I asked for mittens?
It's mittens I want, not your kittens.
Please don't give me kittens when I only want mittens.
It's cold outside.
I want some mittens.
I ask for mittens.
I only get kittens.
Warm and toasty, my hands would be.
If only I had mittens instead of these kittens.
I don't get the mittens.
They just send me more kittens.
I write very few poems. Here's one.