I made some toast yesterday. I put some bread in the toaster and when it was ready I put some butter on the bread and ate it. It took forever. Toasters don't cook toast anymore. None of them do. My dad has a really expensive toaster and it's just as slow and useless as my $8 one I bought at Target. I sure wish toasters would cook the toast faster. And, frankly, the bread isn't evenly toasted. There's something wrong with this world. Some evil force is keeping people from having good toast.