Sunday, July 13, 2014

Bars in the Woods

Some people pronounce bear as bar. I don't know why.  Well, we have to keep our trash dumpsters locked up because of them bars.  The more they're able to get into the dumpsters, the more they come around.  They seem to like garbage more than I do. I don't really want to eat stuff in our dumpsters.  There isn't that much in there that seems all that appetizing.  If I was a bear, I'd go to 7-Eleven and get some microwave burritos.  Of course, most bears don't have any money, so they probably can't afford them.  Yogi Bear was partial to picnic baskets.  

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