(Already in progress. Dave, his sidekick Ed and Karl, the dinosaur are all sitting around wondering why they don't have any guests to interview.)
Dave: I still can't believe our show is getting cancelled. We can't possibly be the worst show on TV.
Ed: Nah, we're not. That critic guy called us the second worst one. That show where they ride around in some bus all night is the worst one.
Dave: I hear they're making an American remake of Primeval for the SyFy Channel.
Ed: That Brit show where the dinosaurs keep popping up all over the place?
Dave: That’s the one.
Karl: I hate that show. All the dinosaurs were portrayed as bad guys. And stupid. Why are dinosaurs always portrayed as stupid?
Dave: Beats me.
Karl: They should have some show where the dinosaurs save the world from space aliens. I’d watch that.
Ed: Me too.
Dave: This getting cancelled sucks.
Karl: I wonder if I could get a part on Primeval.
Dave: It’ll never work. You’ll get mad and eat the director.
Karl: I didn’t eat the director here.
Dave: Hey, that’s right. Where is that bald little weasel?
(Listens to headphones)
Apparently, our director is over at the studio trying to get a job directing Primeval. This show’s actually been over for a half hour and nobody told us.
Ed: I wondered why we didn’t have any commercial breaks.
Dave: Goodnight everybody.