Thursday, November 8, 2012

Deficit Reduction Plan

I’ve been thinking of ways to reduce the deficit. This is what I’ve come up with.

Watch your favorite cabinet member sleep. Yep, they can install infra red cameras and people could pay to watch cabinet members sleep.

Instead of hauling reporters around in the back of Air Force One, they could sell tickets and haul paying passengers around.

The Army could sell tank rides. For an extra price, they could let you blow up something.

They could let people log into our spy satellites. At first this may not seem like much, but if you live across the street from some hot looking blond girl who likes to sunbathe nude, this could have some real potential.

Instead of paying Secret Service agents to drive the President around, they could let citizen volunteers do it. (I’d be happy to volunteer).

Instead of using expensive supply ships to bring out food to the fleet, the Navy could issue sailors rods & reels and the sailors could eat the catch of the day.

They could build some fake UFOs and charge the UFO nuts to ride in a bus out to Area 51 and look at them.

The Treasury could charge people and let them put their picture on money. So, you could have Warren Buffet on the twenty and Bill Gates on the five dollar bill.

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