As I'm writing this I'm sipping on a glass of Sugar Free Hawaiian Punch. I find it refreshing now and then.Emphasis on Sugar Free. I bought some on the Internet, but I thought it'd be cheaper and easier if I could find a local store that carried it. So, I called the customer service number for the company, which I also got over the Internet, and asked where I might be able to purchase said beverage. They informed me they don't make a Sugar Free version and did not know what I was talking about. This has me wondering what on earth it is that I am drinking.