Monday, June 11, 2012

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY NEED A NEW DOCTOR

TOP 10 SIGNS YOU MAY NEED A NEW DOCTOR

 



10. You ask about rust spots on surgical instruments. He says, "That ain’t rust,   it’s dried blood."

9. Something called "malpractice fee" starts turning up on bills.

8. Anesthesiologist asks if you want oxygen or you just want to hold your breath during the operation.

7. Doctor tells you, "If leaches were good enough for George Washington they’re  good enough for you."
                  6. There are more process servers in waiting room than patients.
5. During exam, doctor keeps talking about the good old days treating prisoners when you didn’t even need a medical license.                   4. Wants to put you under. Complaint was for an ear infection.
3. Receptionist tells caller, "Sure we’re taking new patients. That’s all we have. No one ever comes back."

2. Doctor asks if you mind if he eats a sandwich during the exam.
                  1. Has diploma on wall from same bogus mail order university you went
                      to.

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